$2,000 · 2002 VW Golf DIESEL

Pros: -Safe and runs well -Tires are in good condition -New steering rack -One new rear brake caliper -Power windows, locks and sunroof work well -It has a quality stereo for a shit box car -Giant-ass subwoofer to fill your trunk with sound instead of stuff -A much safer, more fuel-efficient shit box than your old shit box from the '90s -Seriously. Can your Cavalier get 900km on a tank? -Very cute silver hatch so it's not too matchy-matchy -Run it on bio-diesel and it smells like fries! -No one seems to want to steal it, which is noteworthy in downtown Nanaimo Cons: -Turbocharger does not produce full boost. Accelerates a bit slower than normal, so you can't impress the douche in the other lane. -Check engine light is on, but when are they not? -Crack in the windshield, to make it perfectly shitty looking. -Possibility of a wheel bearing failing. A bit of high-speed noise. -Clear coat on body is peeling in places. Helps it look more like the piece of shit that it is. -Door locks are stupid. Can not enter through the hatch with the key -Door fob inoperative, but you can still lock it. I don't know why you'd want to. -Dash display only shows up sporadically Open to trades for small sailboat, trips to Mexico, certain accordions or incredible life experiences. Make us an offer.