$12,345 · WANTED: sous vide

do you have a sous vide buried in one of your kitchen cupboards somewhere? do you get seriously bummed out when you think about all of the cool culinary creations you planned to make before you realized just how weird it is to cook your dinner in a plastic bag for like, hours at a time? keep thinking to yourself "i really need to get rid of this thing" every time you see it? I will give you a reasonable payment for it! you will get some money *and* that space back in your cupboard *and* you will be helping me reach my grandiose goals of becoming a chocolatier and that, my friend, makes you a pretty cool person.